Lots of clients bring me their dogs,
Lots of clients bring me their cats,
And when they’re sick
I have to put on my thinkin’ cap!
They cannot tell you what is wrong,
They just don’t wanna suffer long,
The fastest fix for diarrhea,
Is what they prefer like you and Mia.
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If they can skip a test or two,
And start a treatment then please do,
You know test results don’t treat a pet,
Easing symptoms is their best bet.
If they need a test, I’ll tell you so,
But I’ll let you know why I need to know.
If the result doesn’t matter to the Pet,
That’s a test we can just forget.
I’m not on commission like a franchise vet,
Adding Stuff on doesn’t change what I get,
I own the place and if it’s not enough,
I’ll just change my prices, not start adding stuff.
I said all that just to say this,
I love my clients so here’s my wish,
A healthy safe year for all their pets,
and just what they need is just what they get.
(Chorus)
If they can skip a test or two,
And start a treatment then please do,
You know test results don’t treat a pet,
Easing symptoms is their best bet.
If they need a test, I’ll tell you so,
But I’ll let you know why I need to know.
If the result doesn’t matter to the Pet,
That’s a test we can just forget.
If I wouldn’t do it for Buddy or Max,
I’ll skip it for yours, cause I’ve got your backs.
But if it’s a thing I’d do for my pets,
I’ll tell you just that so you don’t forget.
(Chorus)
If they can skip a test or two,
And start a treatment then please do,
You know test results don’t treat a pet,
Easing symptoms is their best bet.
If they need a test, I’ll tell you so,
But I’ll let you know why I need to know.
If the result doesn’t matter to the Pet,
That’s a test we can just forget.
