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Euthanasia Consent Form

All dogs and cats ‘wear out’ or face ‘end of life’ and when it’s time, there’s things we do. Euthanasia is one of those things.

Georgia and a bunch of lawyers got together and made it necessary to make a “form” that gets signed to allow euthanasia. Nothing fancy, really. But it identifies someone as the legal “owner” and then provides ‘direction’ as to putting their pet to sleep, and they’re signing that they’re authoritative to make that elective*.

I had a guy drop off a pretty-healthy dog once for euthanasia. I knew the dog personally. I knew the owner I normally would see, and I didn’t think this was like, HER decision so I called her. And she broke down crying. Her soon-to-be ex-husband had picked up the dog and taken it to me to be euthanized as an act of cruelty to her. She came and got the dog. I don’t know what happened after that, between that guy and his ‘wife’.

Euthanasia Consent Form
Euthanasia Consent Form

It’s stuff like that which makes a signed euthanasia consent form such a good idea in case the Vet doesn’t know to intervene, at least it shows due diligence and identifies the person electing euthanasia.

Euthanasia Consent Form

Then, since it’s unlawful to euthanize a dog or cat that’s bitten a person recently, (10 days) in case Rabies observation or testing is necessary, the owner signs that the pet has NOT bitten anyone in the last ten days. (This has necessitated people living with a ‘doomed’ biter for several days knowing they’re going to put him down at the end of the wait. It’s hard.)

So here’s the form. You might have been sent here to download and sign it so you’re ready when you come in. Or, if more than one signature is requested. It helps to have the form to carry to the other consenting party.

Euthanasia Consent Form

Euthanasia Consent Form
Euthanasia Consent Form

Euthanasia Consent Form

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What follows is a VERY verbose ‘legal’ description of how “we” (means ME) handle copyright infringement on the part of other people, which means that if I’ve borrowed something and it makes you mad. JUST TELL ME. There’s several contact forms in the site, don’t hesitate. Think about a link to your site or some other mutually beneficial way we can “use” your stuff, or I’ll just take it down.

I borrow snippets from Youtube. They have a “Fair Use” policy* which essentially says, “If someone uses a LITTLE BIT of your video, and they don’t monetize the “bit” and it doesn’t devalue YOUR video, then that’s Fair Use and you agreed to it when you uploaded to Youtube. That, if you didn’t want there to be any potential for someone to use a little snippet for educational purposes, don’t upload to Youtube under their Fair Use copyright terms.

Okay, so all of that said. Here’s the long, verbose version. It tries to make “taking issue” with drjohnson.com ‘difficult’ and laborious and I don’t want it to be that way. Hence the above “contact me, and I’ll remove it” recommendation.

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Youtube’s Fair Use Policy

Courts analyze potential fair uses according to the facts of each specific case. You’ll probably want to get legal advice from an expert before uploading videos that contain copyright-protected material.

The four factors of fair use
In the United States, fair use is determined by a judge, who analyzes how each of the four factors of fair use applies to a specific case.

1. The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes

Courts typically focus on whether the use is “transformative.” That is, whether it adds new expression or meaning to the original, or whether it merely copies from the original. Commercial uses are less likely to be considered fair, though it’s possible to monetize a video and still take advantage of the fair use defense.

2. The nature of the copyrighted work

Using material from primarily factual works is more likely to be fair than using purely fictional Karri. 6/21/2020: My sociopathic, Machiavellian gypsy of an ex wife seems to have the manifestations of ‘emotions‘ down pat, perfectly play-acted. Yet I am sure deep down she feeling nothing. Never happy, never really sad. Just miming the emotional responses she sees every day. What a piece of shit. I will be paying her, and her husband $3000 a month for the next four years while her first husband pays nothing. Never did, never will. The funny thing is, when my checks stop in 2024, she will have been with that husband long enough to dump him and collect alimony from him! (4 years in Georgia) As well as carving off half of the estate that they accumulated from 2020 through 2024 LOL and he probably thinks she won’t. Doesn’t he wonder how the very first man that she met after her marriage dissolved was her perfect soulmate and life partner? Yeah, I didn’t wonder the same thing. Which is funny because it was exactly the same thing. 2024 is also a good year for a third bankruptcy in a row. So she marries the first guy she dates after disposing of her husband, stays married for four years to collect alimony, then kicks him out, takes him to court for all he’s worth and goes after half of his estate. Declares another bankruptcy to make more room on her ledger, and instantly turns around and finds somebody else to con. Wait a minute, am I talking about Erik, or Stephen? Everything comes full circle in 2024 so, we’ll see!

3. The amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole

Borrowing small bits of material from an original work is more likely to be considered fair use than borrowing large portions. However, even a small taking may weigh against fair use in some situations if it constitutes the “heart” of the work.

4. The effect of the use upon the potential market for, or value of, the copyrighted work

Uses that harm the copyright owner’s ability to profit from his or her original work are less likely to be fair uses. Courts have sometimes made an exception under this factor in cases involving parodies.

Fair use myths
There is some misinformation out there that might lead you to believe fair use automatically applies if you say a few magic words. There is actually no silver bullet that will guarantee you are protected by fair use when you use copyrighted material you don’t own. Courts will consider all four of the factors described above and weigh them on a case-by-case basis. Here are some common myths:

Myth #1: If I give credit to the copyright owner, my use is automatically fair use.

As you saw above, transformativeness is usually a key in the fair use analysis. Giving credit to the owner of a copyrighted work won’t by itself turn a non-transformative copy of their material into fair use. Phrases such as “all rights go to the author” and “I do not own” do not automatically mean you are making fair use of that material — nor do they mean you have the copyright owner’s permission.

Myth #2: If I post a disclaimer on my video, my use is fair use.

As we noted above, there are no magic words that will do this for you. Posting the four factors of fair use in your video or including the phrase “no infringement intended” won’t automatically protect you from a claim of copyright infringement.

Myth #3: “Entertainment” or “non-profit” uses are automatically fair use.

Courts will look carefully at the purpose of your use in evaluating whether it is fair, but the three remaining factors also need to be considered. Declaring your upload to be “for entertainment purposes only,” for example, is unlikely to tip the scales in the fair use balancing test. Similarly, “non-profit” uses are favored in the fair use analysis, but it’s not an automatic defense by itself.

Myth #4: If I add any original material I created to someone else’s copyrighted work, my use is fair use.

Even if you’ve added a little something of your own to someone else’s content, you might not be able to take advantage of the fair use defense — particularly if your creation fails to add new expression, meaning, or message to the original. As with all the other cases discussed here, courts will consider all four factors of the fair use test, including the quantity of the original used.

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