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Sweetened condensed milk
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Tuna in oil
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Sardines, menhaden, anchovies in oil
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Dark meat chicken and drippings
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Baked salmon and drippings
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Vanilla Ice Cream room temperature
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Bacon crispy or soft
How to fatten a cat
This ain’t advice for cats with
Pancreatitis or diarrhea.
But for oldies and skinnies,
Here’s the whole idea.
If they’re otherwise healthy
Try sweetened condensed milk.
A little at a time,
It goes down smooth as Silk.
If your cat’s not Orthodox,
Some of ‘em like Bacon!
Try both crispy or soft,
they might like what yer makin’
(Chorus)
Finding something
to put weight on a cat,
Look for sweet or savory,
But always with some fat.
Mmmmmmmm hhhmmmmmm
Mmmmmmm. oooooooooohh
Try a little tuna in oil
Or sweetened condensed milk,
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Or sweetened condensed milk,
Grab some chicken
for you to bake,
The dark meat and drippin’s
are the best to take.
Dark meat chicken.
Mix in the drippin’s
Chop it to bits,
The fat’s whisker lickin
[scatting]
Never forget to offer,
oil packed tuna fish,
Menhaden, sardines,
anchovies are dee-lish!!!.
(Chorus)
Finding something
to put weight on a cat,
Look for sweet or savory,
But always with some fat.
Mmmmmmmm hhhmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmkay oooooooooohh
Try a little tuna in oil
Or sweetened condensed milk,
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Or sweetened condensed milk,
Vanilla ice cream
the temperature of the room.
Once cats taste it
Some are over the moon.
(Guitar solo)
Baked chicken or salmon.
Blended into pat-tay.
Are often taken readily
Adding cal’ries to their day.
One word of caution,
Don’t make too big a heap.
Little “bites” on a saucer,
Coz a pet bowl’s too deep.
(Chorus)
Finding something
to put weight on a cat,
Look for sweet or savory,
But always with some fat.
Mmmmmmmm hhhmmmmmm
Mmmmmmmkay oooooooooohh
Try a little tuna in oil
Or sweetened condensed milk,
Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Or sweetened condensed milk,
